Mollyisms

After 5 years of losing the fight against the dandelions, I finally let Andy spray them. A couple days later Molly sadly asked, "Why does everyone have dandelions except for us?"

A dandelion she picked from the neighbour's lawn and "planted" in our flower bed.

Molly had shampoo in her hair in the tub. She came out with, "I have white hair. I look like an old lady, I look like Nana!"

This is from a previous bath with shampoo. I would like to add I have never called my mom an old lady.

While looking in the mirror "Hi, Mr my dad!"

"Do you know what a hammer always wants? A box of screws!"

I was tickling Molly one night, and she decided she wanted to tickle me too. I told her it was tickle a White night, so she should go tickle Andy. She tickled him for a bit and then came back to me. I told her I wasn't a White, so she couldn't tickle me. She asked "Can't you just change a little bit of your name, mom?"

"Mom, dad called me a coconut. And he called a juice box a drink box. But I like it when he calls me a coconut".

To our little neighbour when he came over - "You can stay and play for a little bit, but you have to clean up."

"If you are bleeding all down your arm and don't want to use up all your bandaids, you can go to the doctors."